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Cronus x Reader At Least You Remember MeHe stared at his face that was reflected by the mirror and smiled. He did it. He finally did it.

" I'm..... I'm finally human..... Novw.. Novw she'll have to lowve me! "

He touched his face once more and accidently whiped some of the paint off. He growled in annoyance and looked at himself once more. " I need to make some more adjustments..... "

* BACK IN TIME! *

" VWHY! VWHY VWON'T YOU LOWVE ME!? " You flinched back in due to shock and sighed. " Once we complete the game, you will disappear forever! Besides! If we all do make it out alive! I don't think that intertwining the speices is a good idea! Rose and Kanaya may have already done i

Gamzee x YellowBlood!Reader NORMAL VISION!You are a yellow blood in this. More YouTube reffs. I know you like it, don't denniiieeeeeee.
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You sighed boredly as you were forced to stare at the computer screen. Karkat was forcing you to watch another one of his crappy RomComs. GOG! You wanted him to cull you now, to put you out of your misery.

You groaned in annoyance as Karkat shushed you.

" _____! Pay attention! This is the best part! "

No one dared to save you. They would only be pulled in to watch the movie becuase of Karkles.

The Knight of Causing Bordem.

" Is it almost done yetttttt? "

" _____, it's still in

Immaturity (PDC)His concentration slurred as he grappled for the sides of his shirt, tugging almost whiningly, letting his intoxicated head rest on his chest as he giggled and hiccuped. He hummed enjoyably as hands srtoked over his hips, pushing away clothing and touching his skin softly, without a tremble, but giving him a smirk.
"You're really out of it, bro..." the other was whispering, almost chuckling to himself, helping Cry get off his shirt, kissing down his chest softly.
But he was getting impatient. "Wh-who cares?" Ryan replied, grabbing his collar and dragging him back up, staring at him through squiffy eyes. "C'mon, Pewds, it- it's not like this i

Slender: The Rebuttal (Parody)

In a dark, stanky *** forest there was a man living alone. He was an aspiring artist who would draw self portraits then hang them on walls and trees hoping to get them noticed. He waited and waited for travelers to see and to his dismay his art was missing the next day. He wandered around the forest investigating for clues, "I wonder where my art has gone" said the man. Oh yeah he doesn't talk. "hm mmhmhmhmm mh mh mhhm hmm mmmh" said the man. He noticed an obese girl wearing a One Direction t-shirt and a cat ear beanie holding a few of his artworks walking near some trees, he wasn't going to stand for this. Actually he was, he was goi

ASDF Movie the Cmara WayPinkie::D I baked you a cupcake!
Rainbow::eager: Oh boy, :drool: what flavor?
Pinkie::evileye: Cupcake flavor.
(mini cupcakes pops out of cupcake)
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:sing: Luna the Moon Mare :sing:
Luna::paranoid: How did I get here again?
THE END
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Pinkie::noes: Dashie, :worry: Did you eat my cupcake?
Rainbow::| I am your cupcake. (goes into Pinkie's mouth)
Pinkie::doh:!
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Fluttershy::)
Discord: Hey.
Fluttershy::?
Discord::D It says gullible on the ceiling.
Fluttershy:...:hmm: oh so it do- :o ah, :( you stole my wings.
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Oswald::fight: What are you a man or a mouse!
Mickey::facepalm:
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Sonic::omg: Why is this happening?? :fight: Why would you do this, Mario

Noyade- Le baigneur : "au secours, je me noie !"
- Le passant : " c'est pas cool !"
- Le baigneur : "ben, si, justement..."

New In Town- Part TenPerry followed the girl into a room that appeared to be the kitchen.
“I was zee cook for zee woman who leeved in a place like zees, but then… zee accident.” Leanna sighed. “I am happy I was able to leeve in zees kind of house again. I love zee house. It ees my one true home.”
She turned the light on. In the light, Perry could see that Leanna was strikingly beautiful for a human. She had long strawberry-blonde hair and blue eyes. Her face had a concerned expression.
“How’s zee weather?” Perry asked curtly.
“I know you must be… a leetle unhappy at being kept here.” Leanna said

New In Town- Part NineIt was dark.
“Buh-lowfish.” Ferb said loudly.
“Shh!” Phineas whispered.
Even though there were faint lights along the walls, Phineas still had a sense of foreboding. He didn’t like the feeling this place gave off.
Ferb jumped suddenly. “Did you hear that?”
“Stop it.” Phineas said, his voice shaking.
“No, really.”
Phineas listened. He could hear very faint whispers.
Grabbed me by the arms…
People coming…
Hear something…
Where? Where are they…
I like sandwiches…
“F…Ferb…” Phineas clutched Ferb’s arm.
“Perry?

New In Town- Part EightMonty stood and waited by the receptionist desk.
Someone tapped him on the shoulder.
It was Vanessa.
“Hey.” Monty said, grinning at her. “What are you doing here?”
“My dad told me what happened.” Vanessa said, smiling a little. “I think he’s secretly worried. I’m sorry about Perry. Did they say if he was going to be all right?”
“They don’t know yet.” Monty sighed. “Right now, all I know is that my father’s lunch is ready.”
Vanessa laughed.
“I got your flowers.” Monty said. “They mixed them up with Agent P’s presents. Man, i

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He felt sore, especially in his head and back.
He didn’t understand why he was here. What had happened?
A slight memory slipped into his mind. The man holding him… asking him about Carl…
Perry hadn’t told them he knew Carl.
Where was he? Was he here because he didn’t tell them who Carl was?
“Carl?” Perry asked. His throat didn’t produce a very prominent noise. It had forgotten how to chatter after so long.
He was very confused. He had no idea where he was, or why no one he kne

Just Give Me Your Smile (Male!Reader / America) P2

Hours pass by until I was the only one left remaining in the church. I look down at my watch to see that it is already ten at night. The church should be close soon. And I will have to leave soon…

This is it. Now’s the chance I shouldn’t let it go to waste.

I’ve been through enough prayers over this past six weeks to finally let my will be accepted and for God to finally understand my feelings that I’ve suffered over the guilt of not being able to save my parents and just let them continue to suffer in the end. By now, He should finally understand what I have been through and allow me to begin my ceremony.

Af

Commission: Guilmon Weight GainMerriment manifested a quaint village within the digital world as its occupants reveled in its annual festival. Food and drink was passed around more than a ball at a tennis court, as digimon happily ate to their hearts content and retire to one of the bath houses in the village to relax after their hearty meals. No digimon in the village lived to serve more than a humbled Gazimon humming or whistling within his spacious restaurant. Notorious for his delicious food along with his friendly demeanor, no customer left his restaurant without a satisfied grin on their face. Serving in ample amounts along with mugs of his famous rice wine,

The Next HokageTitle: ‘The Next Hokage’ or ‘Three candidates?’
Fandom: Narutoverse
Word Count: 1344
Genre: Humor/Crack
WARNINGS: Crack-ish. The ‘ish’ because I started writing this out as a crack, but a part of me wants this to happen.

Standing before the Hokages desk were three of the candidates, finalized to become the next Hokage. Sasuke Uchina, Naruto Uzumaki and Konohamaru Sarutobi were proudly standing in the Hokages office, silent and confident, waiting for Tsunade to finish reading her report to announce who will be her successor.

A lot had changed in the five years since the war ended. The devastation was immen

Oppa Jeff StyleClosing the door to the mansion I let out a soft sigh as I drag my sore body up the stairs to the shower, stopping when I see Smile dog barking happily seeing I’m home and jumps up putting his paws on my chest. I smile petting his head and say, "Hey, there boy. Where’s your master and everyone else?" I ask curiously since I normally am the last one home since I’m still training with the Slenderman to be a good killer like the others. Oh well if no one else was home that just means that I could take a nice long bath and relax. He barks happily as I push him down and he follows me into my room. I reach to my belt loop and pulled out my dagger and with a simple toss it flies and hits right on my closet door with perfect aim. My dagger just a simple stainless steel blade with a chained hilt for decoration but a fine straight blade great for stabbing, it was bloody so that would be a mess I had to clean up later. Smile followed me into my room as I pulled out a clean chang

HetaliaxReader:Let Me Tell You About HomeStuckHetaliaxwriter
Let Me Tell You About HomeStuck

"Hey guys!" I called down the hall of Alfred's house.

"Oh hello ____."

"Guten Tag."

"Hola."

"Privet."

"Bonjour."

"'Sup."

Everyone greeted me. Apparently we were all there for a party for god knows what hosted by the Awesome Trio themselves.

"Hey ______ how's it going?" One of my friends, Alfred asked.

"Oh I just read this really awesome webcomic ever! It's so awesome! Way better than Gilbert, Mathais, and you skateboarding into my pool last summer." I said.

"HEY!" The trio shouted.

"Ok, vhat more awesomer zan us?" Gilbert asked.

"Yeah?" Mathais agreed.

"____ tell us what it is?" Al

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A Brief Guide to Trolls

by ~Dartpaw86, Dec 22, 2011, 5:02:58 AM
Literature / Prose / Fiction / Humor / Short Stories

A BRIEF GUIDE TO TROLLS
By Professor D.P Väärennös

Long long ago... our world had many unique creatures.
Dragons, Elves, Trolls, too many to count.
People fought monsters with vigor and honour going into dungeons and on quests to rid the world of monsters.

Almost all the monsters eventually died out, Most Dragons eventually evolved into birds and lizards, elves died out almost entirely... the last family left "The Bloom Family" survived.
Dwarves evolved into truckers... other creatures from the middle ages of earth that were left were the Trolls.

Though I should point out that trolls and dragons of old still exist, as do smaller variations of elves which are used as slaves for rich families.
The common folk just don't believe it (Or refuse to believe it)

Stereotypical trolls still carry clubs and are quite large, but somewhere back in time trolls not wanting to die out bred with humans, creating a humanlike creature who is cranky and miserable and wants others to suffer.

They don't live under bridges, they live in their parent's basements, they don't use clubs they use computers, they don't grunt and snarl, they aggravate and annoy solely for the purpose of...... aggravating and annoying.

If you meet a troll do not feed it, they are always hungry but never feed it, not even once.
Like all monsters, ignore it and it will have no emotions to feed on and will starve to death.

Trolls are mainly active at night for they are statues during the day, they never leave their computer. They consume a lifestyle of pizza and beer.
They talk in a primitive language from time to time, words that hurt the ears, endanger the children's vocabulary, and makes puppies cry!

Trolls laugh at your misfortune and pain, do not give in and keep a stiff upper lip.
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A Brief Guide to Trollsby ~Dartpaw86

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©2011-2013 ~Dartpaw86

Professor D.P Väärennös speaks of trolls. How they affect our lives and how to avoid them (Hopefully)

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~Noratcat Dec 23, 2011

This was pretty funny

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~Dartpaw86 Dec 24, 2011 Hobbyist Writer

Thanks

I enjoyed writing that

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~Noratcat Dec 26, 2011

You're welcome.

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~lokisvalkyrie Dec 22, 2011 Student Filmographer

Haha, that gave me a laugh and a half- bravo :claps:

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Thanks

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~Dartpaw86 Dec 22, 2011 Hobbyist Writer

I tried to hint that Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter and the real world all existed in the same continuity

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