A BRIEF GUIDE TO TROLLS
By Professor D.P Väärennös
Long long ago... our world had many unique creatures.
Dragons, Elves, Trolls, too many to count.
People fought monsters with vigor and honour going into dungeons and on quests to rid the world of monsters.
Almost all the monsters eventually died out, Most Dragons eventually evolved into birds and lizards, elves died out almost entirely... the last family left "The Bloom Family" survived.
Dwarves evolved into truckers... other creatures from the middle ages of earth that were left were the Trolls.
Though I should point out that trolls and dragons of old still exist, as do smaller variations of elves which are used as slaves for rich families.
The common folk just don't believe it (Or refuse to believe it)
Stereotypical trolls still carry clubs and are quite large, but somewhere back in time trolls not wanting to die out bred with humans, creating a humanlike creature who is cranky and miserable and wants others to suffer.
They don't live under bridges, they live in their parent's basements, they don't use clubs they use computers, they don't grunt and snarl, they aggravate and annoy solely for the purpose of...... aggravating and annoying.
If you meet a troll do not feed it, they are always hungry but never feed it, not even once.
Like all monsters, ignore it and it will have no emotions to feed on and will starve to death.
Trolls are mainly active at night for they are statues during the day, they never leave their computer. They consume a lifestyle of pizza and beer.
They talk in a primitive language from time to time, words that hurt the ears, endanger the children's vocabulary, and makes puppies cry!
Trolls laugh at your misfortune and pain, do not give in and keep a stiff upper lip.
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